Negotiations Fail, Elves vote for STRIKE!

Tonight, the Christmas News Networks' own, Ellen the Elf has confirmed that the Elves of the North Pole Union has just voted to strike. Management could not agree to the 10% cookie increase per elf demands. Chief Negotiator, Mrs. Clause, quoted that such a drastic increase could result in Health Concerns. This was seconded by the North Poles Surgeon General, Dr. Coprolite. The Surgeon General warned that such a drastic increase in sugar content could cause obesity, heart disease, diabetes, and other secondary medical conditions. He also stated that this is sure to increase the costs of Health Care in the North Pole Health Systems.